Nicole. 23. I had the same description in here for way too long.

 

I fucking forgot France. BUT I’M GETTING CLOSER. I can almost name all from memory. But please don’t ask me where they are on a map.

I fucking forgot France. BUT I’M GETTING CLOSER. I can almost name all from memory. But please don’t ask me where they are on a map.

Ringo Starr

I just want everyone know that Ringo Starr got bored on the road back in 2005 and started making art in MS Paint and has NEVER looked back. This is amazing. I need one.

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

I was hoping this would say where the burger stand was, and now that I know its probably 5 minutes from my house, I need to go ASAP.

emmaeuphoria:

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Into the Woods' - Dec 25

Directed by Rob Marshall, written by James Lapine, starring Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, Chris Pine, Lucy Punch, Christine Baranski, James Corden, Mackenzie Mauzy and Tracey Ullman.

How dare they not put any singing in this. Looks like a lot of Disney magic and not much of anything else. Maybe “be careful what you wish for” should apply to those who wanted a faithful adaptation? Still the cast is reason enough to be excited.

Whoaaaaaaa everyone calm down for just a minute. The vast majority of movie musicals don’t reveal the singing in the first teaser trailer. Everyone who is already excited for the movie knows what the songs sound like. This is just to build anticipation. 

Also, I personally loathe the second act of Into the Woods (I think the children’s theatre version that only does act one is better, sue me.). I’m excited to see what Disney does with it and think it’s clever they didn’t show anything from it here. 

Being the massive musical fan that I am, I’m surprised at myself that I’ve never seen this or heard a single song, but My Plan is to get on that shit before the movie comes out so I have somewhat of a formed opinion. Plus, fairytales, so.

Do people come up to you at Comic Con and want to feel your head, you know, to make sure everything is a-okay? Yeah, well, they actually don’t want to feel my head and make sure it’s okay. They actually want to squish it. Everyone’s like, “Can I gouge your eyes out for this selfie?” (laughs) And I’m like, “Sure.” - Pedro Pascal

Congrats on your face, bro.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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Today I was on the phone with my dentist out in the hallway at work, and from the other end of the super long hallway I saw this little white fluffy puppy running as fast as he can toward me like we were old friends, and he ran up to me and he started licking my leg and I got really distracted and kind of hung up on the dentist after a half hearted “kbye” so I could play with the dog and he was so happy, and his name was Oliver, and that was definitely the best part about my day.

Just realized H. Jon Benjamin is the voice of the can of veggies in Wet Hot American Summer and that is everything.

albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore turned 5 today!
Happy Tumblrday to me!!! Now buy me presents.

albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore turned 5 today!

Happy Tumblrday to me!!! Now buy me presents.

Actor Chris Pratt beamed down to our sector of the universe Monday night to surprise an auditorium full of deserving kids in a special New York Daily News and Disney Studios sponsored charity screening of the superheroes-in-space flick.

And the 35-year-old actor who plays the hero Star-Lord in the Marvel movie stayed in the theater until every last one of them who wanted to take a picture with him got their selfie.

“That was really fun, this is what is all about,” said a visibly touched Pratt after the show. “I get impatient sometimes being on a promotional tour all the time, but something like this I would sit here as long as it took to take a picture with every one of those guys.”

“Tonight was really special to me.”

Pratt stayed long past the time his security detail was supposed to whisk him away to answer questions and give some words of wisdom.

Okay, but actually, what a wonderful human being. I’m so happy he’s getting all the credit he deserves.

WE LOVE U BRIGHT ABBOTT.

(Source: chrisprattawesomesource)

How to not proceed with life

Me, sleeping: 6:55AM. Phone buzzes. Checks phone.

Mom, over text: You need to wake up.

Me, over text: Up.

Mom, on the phone: Hi.

Me, freaking out because why would anyone call at 7AM unless someone is dead: Hi.

Mom: So listen, your grandparents......................are coming up for Thanksgiving and I need to book you a flight home right now before the prices go up, are you able to be home the entire week?

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING?!