Nicole. 24. I had the same description in here for way too long.

 

thegoldfishnamedcolin replied to your post:Today is my last day at my current job, my mom and…

what is your new job!!?

I’m going to be the assistant to the SVP of Production. I’m really excited! 

Today is my last day at my current job, my mom and step-dad land here tonight and are here until Sunday, and I start a new job (in the same company, but not freelance, what does a real job even mean?????) tomorrow. Things are happening.

Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

adulting:

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This is a thoughtful thing to do for people who might be expecting bad or serious news. My family got in the habit when Grannybarb was really sick, and every time my phone rang I was terrified that it was a Serious Call.

So when we just wanted to chat, my mom and sisters and…

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Mom, never call at 7AM again to ask about booking flights for Thanksgiving.

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

crying at the above comment

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

crying at the above comment

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newyorker:

Read about Christoph Niemann’s animated, rainy-day cover this week.

newyorker:

Read about Christoph Niemann’s animated, rainy-day cover this week.

My parents are coming out to visit me this Wednesday and I haven’t seen them in 10 months and we’re going to Disney and the Getty and we’re seeing Elton John on Saturday (!!!) and we’re going to the beach because my step-dad has never been to California before.

I’ve really missed my parents, and sometimes I think I’m just really lucky that I have a great relationship with my mom and step-dad. As I’ve gotten older I’ve seen my friends around me and know that they’re all close with their parents too, but I know plenty of people that aren’t and that makes me very sad. So my parents are coming to LA and we are about to have a really great time.

eamonndot:

Apparently, I fought well.


Yooo that is my train line that I take when I go into NYC when I go home and this is true there is a town called Valhalla and its a real place and its lovely. But its mostly consisted of a huge Catholic cemetery on one side of the tracks and a huge Jewish cemetery on the other side of the tracks, which, coincidentally, is where my entire family is buried?????

eamonndot:

Apparently, I fought well.

Yooo that is my train line that I take when I go into NYC when I go home and this is true there is a town called Valhalla and its a real place and its lovely. But its mostly consisted of a huge Catholic cemetery on one side of the tracks and a huge Jewish cemetery on the other side of the tracks, which, coincidentally, is where my entire family is buried?????

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Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte (2010)

…and then there were none

Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte (2010)

…and then there were none

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