Nicole. 23. I had the same description in here for way too long.
Instagram informs me that there was a lovely sunset tonight that started in New York City and traveled across the country to Texas, and probably kept going to California but everyone was so fuckin’ used to it there that no one shared it.
We are assholes. Living in LA has turned me into an LA asshole (that is to say, I will always be a New York asshole, but those two are vastly different)
You know, I was at the beach today for 6 hours and all the sunburn I got was a tiny bit on my knees and a teeny bit on my chest. WHO’S LAUGHING AT ME NOW, GUYS? Applying 30 SPF every hour is totally the way to go.
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
I’ll never understand why entertainment magazines or websites start reporting what happened on a show before it’s aired on the West Coast. Douchebags who live tweet and spoil as an individual, whatever, you can’t stop them, but The Hollywood Reporter just straight up spoiled part of Scandal and I’m NOT about that.
Watching a commercial where they are trying to get California parents to get their kids to eat healthier, and it says to go to their website, which is notmykids.com. I would be creeped out going to a website with that URL, just sayin’.