My mom just got that first text message and didn’t know how to respond, so I had this conversation with a very happy young (Old? Middle aged?) lady.
!!! So excited !!!
I’m a very clever girl. This is my phone.
Nightly action between my bedsheets.
This is my life. Only with Tiny Wings.
YOU’VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF FLYING!
Just so when I plug it in it’ll say “syncing The Titanic.”
Sometimes I make myself laugh. Then I realized I’m laughing alone.
…its still funny.